Tuesday, December 25, 2012

My quotes for the year past - 2012

Given below are some of the quotes I gave in Facebook this year. Re-publishing here solely for the fulfillment of humanity and posterity...gravely, solemnly. 

* When I told my boss last week that the world was going to end on 21st December, he immediately convened a meeting and asked all of us - to complete our pending files immediately!
           All that hard work gone to waste. The world still lives; so do we. :-( (Only my boss has a smug smile on his face today!)

 (Dec 21) 

* In any place, other than Kerala, a 30-year old socialist is a very improbable thing.
(Dec 17)

* Alcohol has its uses: it burns well in rockets. While some drunks think they act like rockets, few have been observed to reach an altitude of more than the floor.
           (Oh and this is by Ron Hubbard... I'd never say anything like this ;-))

(Dec 15)

* I don't want a job... I want a journey!
(Dec 14)

* Now I know who Left Wing Extremists are - they are the crazy drivers in Mumbai who ride, drive and overtake only through the extreme left side! And also they shout extreme abuses while doing so!
            And the colour red electrifies them - especially the red in traffic signals. When they see red they actually increase speed and jump them. Its like the signal for battle - 'chalo chalo!'

(Sep 28)

* I want to be born again
I want to be 'Don' again...

(Sep 9)

* ഓരോ ദിവസത്തെയും ജോലി കഴിഞ്ഞു self-appraisal ചെയ്യണം എന്നാണ് മേലാളന്മാരുടെ പുതിയ ഉത്തരവ്. അതുകൊണ്ട് ഇപ്പോള്‍ ദിവസവും ജോലി കഴിഞ്ഞു തിരിച്ചു വീട്ടിലെത്തുമ്പോള്‍ ഞാന്‍ സ്വന്തമായി തോളില്‍ തട്ടി പറയും "സബാഷ് ഡോണ്‍... സബാഷ് !!" ;-)
(July 20)

* ഹിന്ദി വിക്കീപ്പീഡിയ വായിച്ചപ്പോള്‍ കേരളത്തെപ്പറ്റി ഇങ്ങനെ എഴുതിയിരിക്കുന്നു - കേരളം ഇന്ത്യയുടെ ഒരു 'പ്രാന്താ'ണത്രെ ( केरल भारत का एक प्रान्त है ) !! സത്യമെന്നല്ലാതെ എന്തു പറയാന്‍! ;-)
(Jun 23)

* I have gone back to watching Doordarshan for the news. When first the private channel news had come, it was exciting with the discussions and debates. Now it is only views and half baked stories instead of news. Good old doordarshan. DD News even has got a golden globe instead of the old blue one. Cool!
(June 2)

* The biggest problem about proposing to a girl is ... what if she says 'yes'??
(April 16)   

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