Me n Ben find each other in the internet late into the night. I’m pretty much still exploring my new laptop while he is chatting with his soon wife-to -be girl. The conversation runs somewhat like this:
Ben: thats the problem when you get a new lap or a new wife…
DS: hahaha
Ben: both never lets you sleep…
DS: wish one could replace the other
Ben: may you get your replacement soon… hopefully…
DS: ha! naah… i'm happy with the present one
Ben: but the question is… what you will take in your lap, when both are around…
DS: hehe… i hope the wife keeps the lap in her lap when she is sitting in my lap
Ben: and then comes the real question… who gets whose attention..
DS: hmm… if she's talking too much i'd like her to concentrate on THE lap rather than MY lap
Ben: either the way you won't be attending to any of it… the one in your lap or the one in the lap of
your lap..
DS: ahh the irony... better buy a lapdog
Ben: thats the problem when you get a new lap or a new wife…
DS: hahaha
Ben: both never lets you sleep…
DS: wish one could replace the other
Ben: may you get your replacement soon… hopefully…
DS: ha! naah… i'm happy with the present one
Ben: but the question is… what you will take in your lap, when both are around…
DS: hehe… i hope the wife keeps the lap in her lap when she is sitting in my lap
Ben: and then comes the real question… who gets whose attention..
DS: hmm… if she's talking too much i'd like her to concentrate on THE lap rather than MY lap
Ben: either the way you won't be attending to any of it… the one in your lap or the one in the lap of
your lap..
DS: ahh the irony... better buy a lapdog
hahaha !! So the question is - Lap or Leap!!!
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